Oti Prem-e Tanti Noshto - The Zidane Affair

Zinedine Zidane keno orokom korlo tai niye apatoto Norok gulzar! Ashol khobor eimatro pelum. Zidane aar Materazzi-r boddo prem, tai niye eto gondogol. On site microphone (jaar speaker-ta ekmatro Noroker ek kone chhilo) theke shona gechhe ashole ki hoyechhilo. Ei kothopokothon theke ashol byaparta sposhto bojha jachhe:

(Oder kotha hoyechhilo Franco-Roman bhashay, www dot langtolangto dot com theke bhashantor kora hoyechhe)

MM: Bhai Zidou, ore, tor taak ta je gham-e chok chok korchhe!
ZZ: Tai naki re Matou? Ish! Shesh khelay e ki birombona!
MM: Hyan! Moteo bhalo dekhachhe na, aay muchhe di!

(MM ZZ-ke joriye dhorlo, amra shobai TV-te dekhlum, tor por dujon dujoner theke shor-e gelo.)

MM: Aare, aare, Zidu, shore geli keno, mochhai to holo na.
ZZ. Ekhono chok chok korchhe? Ki hobe?
MM: Aay, shona, kachhe aay, haat diye muchhe di.
ZZ: Dhush, Matu! Tor haat-tao to dekhi gham-e job job korchhe!
MM: Tai to! Tahole tui aay, tor taak-ta amar jersey-te muchhe ne!
ZZ: Aare, tor jersey to bhije toitumbur.
MM: Na, na, buk-er kachhta shukno aachhe, buk-e amar eto lom, shob gham lom-e shushe niyechhe, jersey-ta shukno aachhe.
ZZ: Bolchhish? Thik aachhe.

(ZZ tokhon taak-ta MM-er buk-e ghoshe nilo, tuk kore. Kintu taak-er majhe majhe shokto shokto kota chul aalpin-er moto MM-er komol lomosh buk-e phute gelo, MM jontronay katrate katrate matite lutiye porlo. Poroborti kothopokothon Referee ebong Linesman-er modhye:)

Ref: Ki byapar, Materazzi-ta orokom bolir panthar moto katrachhe keno, kichhu dekhechhen?
LM: Aare chhi, chhi, Zidane-ta ki oshobhyo, maather majhkhane Materazzi-r buk-e matha ghosh-e dilo! Bechara Materazzi bodhoy lojjay kator hoye porechhe.
Ref: Tai naki? Shala! Adult cinema baniye debe khelata-ke! Chhi chhi chhi, ki oshobhyo! Eto loker shamne ei shob ki bichchhiri kando! Dressing Room-e giye to joto khushi ador korte parto!

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