BOU HOLO BOSS

Bhai sodyo bibahito mohashoy,

Apnar shodyo bibaho hoyechhe, tai koyekti kotha bolchhi, mathay rakhben:-

1. Hindu shomajer manush aapni, kajei divorce shohoje hobe na, she-rehai nei, otoyeb ekhono onek, onek bochhor dhore bou aapnar pashe pashei thakbe.

2. Ekhon aapnar boyosh kom, kolijay shokti byapok, apatoto bou-ke ghantiye aapni hoyto paar peye jete paren. Pashe aapnar bohu bondhu bandhob atmiyo shojon, hoyto prochur shomorthon-o paben. Kintu joto boyesh barbe, dekhben ek ek kore shomorthok brindo kothay jeno hariye gechhe, tokhon kintu aapnar bou aapnake ekla peye juba boyosher mastanir badla nebe, aapni kichhui korte parben na. Mone rakhben, purush der shokti beshi, kintu mohilader stamina beshi.

3. 2 nombor tothyoti mathay rekhe duti Ingriji shobdo shikhe nin, "You win". Jokhon-i dekhben bou-er shonge bitorke joriye porechhen, joto taratari shombhob ei duti shobdo proyog korben. Tobei shangsharik shukh upobhog korte parben.

4. Bou ja ja baron korbe, shonge shonge mene neben. (Tarpor ja khushi korben, kintu khobordar, bou-rani jeno ter na paay.) Buk phuliye hero Hrittik Roshan-ke hote din, aapni aapnar moto thakun.

5. Shongshare shukh pete gele nirbikar bhabe mithye kotha bolar 'art' ti ropto korte hobe. Bhebe dekhben, Judhisthir ki shongshare shukhi chhilen?

6. Mohakobi Ogden Nash-er ei upodesh-ti roj shokale tinbar aoraben:

"When you're wrong, admit it;
When you're right, forget it."

7. Jodi kono din bari phire dekhen, bou-er mukh bhaar, khobordar, bhuleo jiggesh korben na, "Ogo, ki hoyechhe?" Taholei kintu jhor boibe. Otoyeb, chup chap jama kapor chhere shangsharik kaje lege porben.

8. Bou-ke khushi korbar jonyo upor-wala duti jinisher srishti korechhen, ekti shosta, ekti kinchit dami. Prothomti holo phuchka, jhor-er ingit pelei bou-ke phuchka khaowate niye jaben. Jhor jodi Kal-Boishakhir rup dharon kore, tahole phuchkay hobe na, tokhon niye jaben Chinese khaowate.

9. "Aamar bou aamake chinte parlo na" bole jara dukkho kore, tara pagol. Aapnar kokhono erokom mone holei aapni muchki heshe bhabben, "Bhaggish pare na". Amader bou-ra jodi shothik bhabe amader chinto, tobe kobei na chhaal chamra gutiye niye Lumpen United-er flag baniye monument-e tangiye dito.

10. Shob theke important kotha - Football mather khela, mathei thaka bhalo, barite anben na. Off-side rule-ta referee-linesman-rao bojhe na, otoyeb bou-ke bojhanor kono proyojon nei.

Aaj ei porjontoi, kaal abaar dekha hobe, ei sthane, ei shomoye.