BAYISHE SRABON ONUSHTHAN

Shedin noroker rasta diye haNtchhi, hothat ekta shoytan eshe jiggesh korlo, "Acchha, Dadu, bolun to, ‘Solar Cooker’er Bangla ki?" Aami onek chinta tinta kore bollum, "Surjo Unoon." Shoytanta bollo, "Na, na, Dadu, kichhui to dekhi janen na, Solar Cooker-er Bangla hochhe Robi Thakur."

Jai hok, Robi Thakurer mrityu din-e Mohun Bagan mathe monorom jolsha holo taate ek ek kore shokole gaan gailen. Prothomei gailen Baichung Bhutia : –

Goal-e robe ki na robe amar shot, shey amar jana nai,
Khone khone aashi golo paane, okarone poDe jai.
Chole jaay din, jotokhon aachhi, jete jete jodi aashi kachha kachhi.
Tomar mukher chokito shukher hashi dekhite chai,
Tai okarone poDe jai……
Refereer baNshi jaay bajiya, khelatir oboshane,
Khoniker off-side dhoriya, aar kichhu nahi jaane.
Phuraibe din, aalo hobe kheen, khela hobe shara, phuribe sijin, (season)
Jotokhon thaki bhore dibe naki e khelar-i bhelatai,
Tai okarone poDe jai……

Erpor elen Deepak Mondol, gailen : –

Amaar payer theke ball ke nilo bhulaye,
Sheje goal-ei maare nirob moner kulaye.
Megher din-e Srabon mashe, juthi bon-er dirghoshashe,
Amar praane she dyay pathor chhaya bulaye.
Jokhon Shorot kaMpe shiuli phul-er horoshe,
Noyon bhore shei gopon goal-er poroshe,
Gobhir raate ki shoor lagaay, adho-ghum-e, adho jagaay,
Amar du:shopone dyay je ki goal dulaye.

Tarpor elen Dipendu Biswas, gailen Biswajit Babur dike takiye : –

Ei kothati mone rekho, tomader ei hashi khelaay,
Ami je goal diyechhilum jeerno pata jhorar belaay,
Shukno ghaashe, shunyo goal-e, apon ball-e,
Onadore, obohelaay.
Ami je goal diyechhilum jeerno pata jhorar belaay,
Team-er o coach, mone rekho, ami khelechhilum shebar,
Du-goal holo jebar.
Ami je goal diyechhilum jeerno pata jhorar belaay.

Tarpor elen ek otithi, Imbecilic Football Association-er Sri Gol Gobindo Babu, gailen Tutuda Babur mukhopaane cheye : –

Ogo, Bangal, amaare Bangal korechho, aaro ki tomar chai?
Ogo, bhikhari aami bhikhari, shunechho ki kator gaan gai?
Protidin praate nobo nobo dhon-e tushibo tomare shaadh chhilo mone,
Bhikhari, aami bhikhari.
Haay, aaro jodi chaao, mor-e kichhu dao, phire aami dibo taai.

Bole taai dite dite beriye gelen IFA office obhimukhe.
Totokkhone eshe gechhen Debashish Babu, bideshi khelowar khuNjte khuNjte :–

Aami chini go chini tomaare, ogo bideshi half,
Tumi thaako Nigeriay, ogo bideshi half,
Tomaay dekhechhi moyla bin-e, tomaay dekhechhi TV-r screen-e,
Tomaay dekhechhi shopne chin-e, ogo bideshi half,
Aami mathete patiya kaan, shunechhi, shunechhi tomaar-i gaan,
Aami tomaate shoNpechhi praan, ogo bideshi half,
Bhubon bhromiya sheshe, aami eshechhi Lagos deshe,
Aami otithi tomaar-i dwaar-e, ogo bideshi half.

Emon shomoy elen Bablu Babu, gailen : –

Naa, naa go naa, koro na bhabona,
Jodi baa hishi paay, tobuo jabona,
Jokhoni chole jai, ashibo bole jai,
Club taMbu-r pothe, kori anagona.
Dola-te dole mon, milone, birohe,
Bar-e bar-ei jaani, aami to hero, hey!
Khoniko aDaale, hothati dNaDale,
Mori bhoye bhoye, pabo ki pabo naa.

Bole chole gelen. Bablu Babu jachhen, shei dike takiye tokhon Unknown Mittir Babu gailen : –

Jaak, jaa gechhe ta jaak!
Jaak, jaa gechhe ta jaak!

Eituku shobe geyechhen, hotath Boloban Choudhury Babu cheNchiye uthlen, "Ei eta to Robindro Shongeet noy". Unknown Mittir Babu bollen, "Albot Robindro Shongeet, aamar Santiniketan-e baDi aachhe, Suman Ganguly-r baDir thik pashei, aar tumi amake shekhabe konta Robindro Shongeet aar konta Robindro Shongeet noy?" Prochondo jhogDa lege gelo, choturdike maar maar kaat kaat shobdo, amaar ghumtao bhenge gelo.